Your wish will come true when you're off to see the Wizard with the Looney Tunes. Partial Sample text of story (The red text is where your personalized information would be inserted.):
Stephen Ray Smith
and the Looney Tunes are off to see the Wizard
With love from
Grandma and Grandpa
January 7, 2007
Stephen Ray Smith, age 6, of Wytheville, had spent the afternoon searching for his favorite photo, the one with Grandma and Grandpa. But he couldn't fine it anywhere. Steve slumped into a chair to watch TV. On the screen, Daffy Duck was being blasted with tennis balls. "This should be funny," he said. Suddenly, the lampshade next to Steve began to shake. Papers and magazines swirled around the room. "It's a twister!" Steve yelled. "Right here in Wytheville!" (Page 1)
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Steve watched with amazement as everything spun around the room. Then, as quickly as it started, it stopped. Standing right in front of him were Daffy Duck, Taz, Sylvester and Tweety, and Porky Pig! "How did you guys get here?" Steve asked. "And where's Bugs Bunny?" "Buggs Bunny?" Daffy sniffed. "Who needs that rabbit to be funny? What I need is a colossal, big-budget movie to make all my fans happy." "Eeeebagarametzvommsemkalabaz!" shrieked Taz. Then he took a bite of Daffy's tennis racket. "I n-n-need a p-pair of p-p-pa-p-pa, eh, trousers," said Porky. "Hmm...I never even noticed," said Sylvester. "A pig without pants. I could use some decent cat toys. I'm sick of getting beaten up every time I chase this canary." "And I want some peace and twiet," said Tweety. "No more bad ol' puddy tats." "But who can grant those kinds of wishes? Steve asked. "The Wizard!" they all shouted. "The Wizard of Oddballs!" "Then let's go find him," Steve said. (Page 3)
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"Which way do we go?" Steve asked. They all looked around for a minute. "I thought you might know," Daffy said. "I don't see any yellow brick road," said Sylvester. "Not in this town," Steve answered. "Why not just follow the white-striped road?" "Smart kid," Daffy slurped. "I was just about to suggest that." Steve and his friends walked down the sidewalk for a very long time. After a while, the neighborhood began to look more and more like a desert, with a long highway down the middle of it. Then something zipped by! "Meep-Meep!" it said, screeching to a halt. "Road Runner!" cried Steve. They heard a whistling noise growing louder and louder in the air, like a bomb falling. "Duck!" Steve hollered. Everyone but Daffy ducked. "Yes?" Daffy answered, just as he was clobbered - by a falling coyote. Wile E. Coyote, to be exact. (Page 5)
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"Boy, I bet that hurt," Steve said, just as a huge boulder came down WHAM! on top of Wile E. and Daffy. "Just a scratch," Daffy said woozily, as he crawled out from under the big rock. "Which way's to the Wizard?" Just then, Wile E.'s hand popped out from under the boulder. A sign read, "Follow him." "Beep-Beep!" Road Runner said, then disappeared in a puff of smoke down the highway. "That way," said Steve, as he led his friends down the road. (Page 7)
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Suddenly the road ended, and Steve and his friends found that they were standing in a field of poppies. "Well, no big movie scripts here," complained Daffy. "No cat toys, either." "These fl-fl-fl-, er, poppies d-d-don't look l-like they'd m-make very g-good pants," Porky said. Taz sniffed the air. "This is very curious," Steve said, looking around. "I think we're lost." "That's right, my pretties," cackled Witch Hazel in her castle far away. Witch Hazel was watching Steve and the others in a crystal ball. "The poppies will make you very sleepy! Sleep...Sleep!" "I f-f-feel sleepy," said Porky. "I could use a little cat nap myself," Sylvester added. "Don't sleep! Steve cried. "I've seen this before. It's a trick!" (Page 9)
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